Shh.. My anaconda is deciding
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
(Source: platwaifu, via team780)
Your six pack is so hot, you left it in the car all day you should probably go put it in the fridge before you have soda all over your car.
(Source: headbutting, via team780)