*gets 0 notes on selfie*
I’m saving myself for god anyway
keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change
being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford