class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

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"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"

— William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)

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i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

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ruinedchildhood:

"nah it works just don’t touch it"

image

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maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

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