• Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
  • Me: AYYYYY
  • Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
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heartscale:

when i die make sure that the song they play on the piano at my funeral starts with “mustard on the beat”


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Spotted in Nashville. [x]
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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet


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theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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