richwhitelesbian:

famous manga “jackin off forreal”
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yourtubes:

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I’m saving myself for god anyway 


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snowpatrls:

keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer


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flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down


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10000bc:

fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us


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esexist:

i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos


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seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!
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lameborghini:

will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks


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illkim:

*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change


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prince-rylie:

being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes


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adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford


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