mindypoowho:

unfollowfriday:





holyyyyy

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via tinyoceans)

taco-bell-rey:

Shh.. My anaconda is deciding

(via satansparanoidmother)

subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

(via someonemb)

if you love yourself and others please wear deodorant

(Source: souljaboy2007, via anchoredinsass)

(Source: blahhaus, via lavender-ice)

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

(Source: starlords, via appledude325)

fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

(Source: ierios, via thefuuuucomics)

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via sexydirtything)

Big job interview today! Feeling nervous.

Big job interview today! Feeling nervous.

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(Source: platwaifu, via team780)

stevviegriffin:

Your six pack is so hot, you left it in the car all day you should probably go put it in the fridge before you have soda all over your car.

(Source: headbutting, via team780)

kara-draws:

fact. me right now. send help.

kara-draws:

fact. me right now. send help.

“Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition, and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel.”

(Source: ggrint, via finnsodair)