ichthyologee:

this is too real

ichthyologee:

this is too real

(Source: theonion, via thefuuuucomics)

katara:

not being drunk is so awful

(via thefuuuucomics)

  • Him: let's get in bed please my little sick kitten...
  • Me: please don't make me a burrito *pleading eyes*
  • Him: Okay baby just lay still so I can tuck you in... *moves the blankets around me*
  • Me: please pleeeeeeease don't make me a burrito! *pouty face*
  • Him: okay okay! *finishes making me into a blanket burrito* there! What an amazing kitten burrito I've made!
  • Me: *squirms violently* BETRAYAL BETRAYAL! HELP IVE BEEN MISLED! I CANT GET UP I CANT GET UP!
  • Him: that my sweet is the entire point of the blanket burrito... Now I don't have to worry about you trying to get out of nap time! I will be right here reading if you need me.
  • Me: *squirms* no no no no no! NO! No naps!*squirming slows down* I don't need a nap even if it's cozy! *sleepily* burritos don't even sleep anyways, sometimes they dance outside of the food place but they don't sleep! *yawns* I'm so mad at you Daddy.... Naps are for babies... *falls asleep*
  • Him: Finally...

(Source: afro-orgasm, via sheeda-p)

mama-marley:

skellertone:

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

The Sombrero galaxy


Seriously click it

mama-marley:

skellertone:

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

The Sombrero galaxy

Seriously click it

(Source: lsdex, via anchoredinsass)

4gifs:

Nope. [vid]

4gifs:

Nope. [vid]

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via thefuuuucomics)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via wicked-swami)

(Source: memewhore, via sexydirtything)

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

(via sexydirtything)

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

(via spiffymuffin)

(Source: gaycanadiangeek)

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

(via sleepingwiththegods)